This is a satirical political site.

Mangione in the White House is a parody campaign — a joke with a lawn. It is not a real campaign, there is no real candidate, no committee, no treasurer, and absolutely no way to donate, which makes it the most honest fundraising page in American politics.

The premise is simple: the field of real choices is grim enough that a fictional campaign with an empty podium and a well-kept lawn belongs on the ballot. The joke is aimed at the state of the race, not at any person.

Nothing here is an endorsement — of a candidate, of a party, or of mowing. If you came here believing any of this was real, welcome: you are exactly the voter the rest of the field is counting on.

The site lives in The Robots Rise portfolio. The rest of the campaign is on the south lawn.